jinxed-wood:

Duncan: So what are you going to give them, a toaster?

Methos: Well, you know, you were right, they are a unique couple, so I figured I should give them something unique.

Duncan: Yeah, like what?

Methos: My boat.

Duncan: The barge! You can’t give them the barge!

Methos: Why not?

Duncan: Because-

Methos: It’s my boat, I’ll do what I like with it.

Duncan: Fine!

Methos: But then I figured that  probably everyone gave them something unique so I went with the toaster [Throws Keys]

*CRASH!*

Methos: You keep the barge, I hate the water.

Duncan: Uphthatuph! That!

Methos: And get the mess cleaned up.

Duncan: Uphbrahdth!

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Highlander: The Series

Episode: Till Death