hello-zombie:

you might need a specialist for that

And Now for Something Completely Different

(Source: blackbirdmcnight)

laughingsquid:

Test Alphabet by Eduardo San Gil

(Source: justinrampage)

honeyandlavender:

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

invisibilities:

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.

Oh, come on. I mean, do we look like the sort of chaps who’d creep into a camp at night, steal into someone’s tent, anaesthetise them, tissue-type them, amputate a leg, and run away with it?

therivanqueen: poorboredstudent: demcheesegraterabs: sadspockpanda: pixelatedrainbowpuke: (via graphiceverywhere)

teawithcookie:

-Yes. So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop … turn the population of England into Scotsmen (well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth) thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight! Empty during Wimbledon fortnight … what’s more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on tennis courts up and down the country - practising. This can only mean one thing!

THEY MEAN TO WIN WIMBLEDON!

Just what are the police up to?
Well, I’m up to page 39, where Peter Pan first manifests himself!